Hearing my parents argue makes me not want to get married ever.
So, welcome to my nothing.
My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender
I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection
So I was at a party yesterday and I met this guys with insanely awesome tats. I remember that he had a tat of the Japanese Wave Painting on his left shoulder and that caught my attention. As the night progressed, we started talking and I asked him about his tats. Turns out, he has six. I didn’t know I liked guys with tats until now.